Monday, September 24, 2007

Survivor Speak

Ok, I admit it - I watch Survivor! I need a little mindless TV to chill out after a long day and this certainly delivers. I do not understand why these people don't plan ahead. Have ya ever watched the show? On Day One - Do not - I repeat - Do not go dressed in heals and a halter dress to your remote island location. Yeah - I know they were thinking they get to take their luggage and all, but if you have ever watched the show, you know a good deal of the time they leave you with only the clothes on your back. Ok People - so if I was getting ready to go on Survivor (which believe me - if you have ever seen me camping you know - I won't be) this is what I would do:
  • Have on 39 pairs of underwear the first day (that way I had one for each day I was there)
  • Where sturdy outdoor shoes with several pairs of socks
  • Where those convertible cargo pants that go from shorts to pants.
  • Have on the granddaddy of them all sport bra's (I won't say any more about this)
  • Have on a one piece bathing suit
  • A sweatshirt hoodie - reversible - with several layered shirts on underneath

And yeah - I would look like a dork day one - but I would be living sweet day 15!

Have a great day!

1 comment:

Stacemoe said...

You are SOOO funny!!!! I was thinking the same thing..Seriously..these people know how the show goes...they need to plan you said, if you don't die from heatstroke on the first day, then you are good to go and would be the SOLE SURVIVOR!!!!!!